jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)

hoechlined:

so today a mom picked up her kid from childcare and the kid started rambling in his native language and i only understood that he was talking about his skin and that there was something wrong with it and then his mother looked me dead in the eye and said “he has problems with his penis sometimes” and i swear to hell i’ve never had to suppress laughter that hard i think i broke a rib or two i’m so ashamed of myself

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