conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park

  • Guy who works in a haunted house:

    The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.

  • Me:

    Yeah? Why's that?

  • Guy:

    If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?

  • Me:

    uh

  • Me:

    i dont get it

  • Guy:

    you can see their bras. Its funny.

  • Me:

    did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?

  • Some girl walking past:

    What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

  • some other boy:

    HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?

  • girl:

    I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??

  • other boy:

    *SCREAMING*

  • girl:

    *SCREAMING*

  • me:

    *SCREAMING*

  • first boy:

    uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

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